Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Top 10 Movies In Canada

1. The Help
Total gross: $118.6M
2. The Debt
Total gross: $11.58M
3. Apoll0 18
Total gross: $8.7M
4. Shark Night
Total gross: $8.64M
5. Rise Of the Planet Of the Apes
Total gross: $160.02M
6. Colombiana
Total gross: $21.96M
7. Our Idiot Brother
Total gross: $15.42M
8. Don't Be Afraid Of the Dark
Total gross: $16.38M
9. Spy Kids: All the Time In the World
Total gross: $29.04M
10. The Smurfs
Total gross: $131.5M

Thursday, September 1, 2011

The Smurfs
* (out of four)
Starring Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Hank Azaria and Sofia Vergara. Directed by Raja Gosnell. Approximately 102 minutes. Playing at major theaters. Rated G.

``The Smurfs'' is a terrible movie. There are hardly any laughs in the film and when the movie tries to be sweet and touching, it just comes across as corny. If you are a fan of the Smurfs, you will probably enjoy this movie. Little kids might enjoy it, too, because of the puns and Hank Azaria getting injured, but if you aren't a little kid who enjoys puns and Hank Azaria getting injured or a fan of the Smurfs, don't see this movie.
Here's what happens in the film. These little blue creatures called Smurfs live in a secret location in a forest with mushrooms for houses. The evil wizard Gargamel (Hank Azaria) wants to capture the Smurfs so he can extract their essence to make him invincible. When Gargamel attacks the Smurfs, the Smurfs Clumsy (voiced by Anton Yelchin), Grouchy (voiced by George Lopez), Papa (voiced by Jonathan Winters), Smurfette (voiced by Katy Perry), Brainy (voiced by Fred Armisen) and Gutsy (voiced by Alan Cumming) run away and fall through a magical portal that lands them in New York City. When they land there, they end up living with a couple (Neil Patrick Harris and Jayma Mays) who are expecting a child. Meanwhile, Gargamel and his cat Azrael (voiced by Frank Welker) go through the portal and try to catch the Smurfs.
I said earlier in the review that little kids or fans of the little blue creatures might enjoy this movie. They probably will. But if you aren't a little kid or a fan of the Smurfs, I suggest that you skip this movie.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Top 10 Movies In Canada

1. The Help
Total gross: $96.83M
2. Colombiana
Total gross: $10.41M
3. Rise Of the Planet Of the Apes
Total gross: $148.67M
4. Don't Be Afraid Of the Dark
Total gross: $8.53M
5. Our Idiot Brother
Total gross: $7.01M
6. Spy Kids: All the Time In the World
Total gross: $21.99M
7. The Smurfs
Total gross: $125.95M
8. Conan the Barbarian
Total gross: $16.66M
9. Crazy, Stupid Love
Total gross: $69.73M
10. Fright Night
Total gross: $14.28M

Friday, August 26, 2011

Winnie the Pooh review

Winnie the Pooh
*** (out of four)
Includes the voices of Jim Cummings, Tom Kenny, Craig Ferguson and John Cleese. Directed by Stephen J. Anderson and Don Hall. Approximately 63 minutes. Playing in some theaters. Rated G.

``Winnie the Pooh is a joyful and visually stunning animated film. It's also got a brisk running time of 63 minutes. It's good fun for the whole family.
Adapted from the popular children's books by A.A. Milne, the story in ``Winnie the Pooh'' involves Winnie the Pooh (voiced by Jim Cummings), Rabbit (voiced by Tom Kenny), Owl (voiced by Craig Ferguson), Piglet (voiced by Travis Oates), Roo (voiced by Wyatt Dean Hall), Kanga (voiced by Kristen Anderson-Lopez) and Tigger (also voiced by Jim Cummings) trying to find a new tail for the depressed donkey Eeyore (voiced by Bud Luckley). They also try and catch the Backson, a creature who they think kidnapped their friend Christopher Robin (Jack Boutler).
I would like to say again that this is a visually stunning film. The hand-drawn animation looks fantastic. It's also a funny movie.
If you have read my review and think that this sounds like a good movie, I would advise you not to watch the trailer. It's not a very good trailer and it might make you not want to see this movie. However, it's your decision.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Spy Kids: All the Time In the World review

Spy Kids: All the Time In the World
** (out of four)
Starring Jessica Alba, Joel Mchale, Mason Cook, Jeremy Piven and Rowan Blanchard. Directed by Robert Rodriguez. Approximately 89 minutes. Playing at major theaters. Rated PG.

It's been 8 years since the last installment in the Spy Kids movie series, written and directed by Robert Rodriguez. Now, in 2011, the fourth Spy Kids movie, ``Spy Kids: All the Time In the World'' has been released. Not only is it being shown in 3D, Scratch-and-Sniff cards are being given out to those who see the movie.
I didn't see ``Spy Kids: All the Time In the World'' in 3D. When I saw it, I was given a Scratch-and-Sniff card, but I didn't use it. I think it's a stupid sounding concept, but some might like it.
In the movie, retired spy Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) is trying to live a normal life with her husband (Joel Mchale), her two step-kids (Rowan Blanchard and Mason Cook) and her baby. However, Marissa is forced to get back into the spy game to stop the evil Timekeeper who is trying to steal time from the whole world. Also helping to try and stop the Timekeeper are Marissa's step-kids.
``Spy Kids: All the Time In the World'' isn't a very good movie. A lot of jokes don't work and it gets mushy and stupid when the movie tries to explain the importance of family time. I mean, I know family time is important, but the movie did a bad job of explaining it in my opinion.
Still, I am giving the movie two stars because the special effects in the movie are cool in a silly and fun sort of way. Also, I did laugh at a couple of the lines delivered from Ricky Gervais voicing a talking robot dog named Argonaut. Also, little kids might like it because when I went to see it, little kids were laughing. However, if you're not a little kid, you probably won't like this movie.

Top 10 Movies In Canada

1. The Help
Total gross: $71.8M
2. Rise Of the Planet Of the Apes
Total gross: $133.76M
3. Spy Kids: All the Time In the World
Total gross: $12.02M
4. Conan the Barbarian
Total gross: $10.0M
5. Fright Night
Total gross: $8.3M
6. The Smurfs
Total gross: $117.74M
7. Final Destination 5
Total gross: $32.33M
8. 30 Minutes Or Less
Total gross: $25.76M
9. One Day
Total gross: $5.13M
10. Crazy, Stupid, Love
Total gross: $64.42

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Top 10 Movies In Canada

1. Rise Of the Planet Of the Apes
Total gross: $105.21M
2. The Help
Total gross: $35.92M
3. Final Destination 5
Total gross: $18.03M
4. The Smurfs
Total gross: $101.78M
5. 30 Minutes Or Less
Total gross: $13.33M
6. Cowboys & Aliens
Total gross: $81.67M
7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II
Total gross: $357.34M
8. Captain America: The First Avenger
Total gross: $156.97M
9. Crazy, Stupid, Love
Total gross: $55.53M
10. The Change-Up
Total gross: $25.84M